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xx Hilarious... Wrestlers promoting reading
« Thread started on: Dec 7th, 2005, 10:44am »

Shelton Benjamin, John Cena and Rey Mysterio are all promoting literacy in Britain. There are three posters of them "reading" a book... I use the term 'reading' very loosely as I doubt John Cena has ever put text near his eyes for fear of it overwhelming his tiny sheep brain.
And Rey Mysterio is Mexican.

I know of the existence of these because I'm responsible for getting them onto the DfES website!

Here they are however on a different website:
http://www.literacytrust.org.uk/campaign/posters.html


Do you really think Rey reads with his mask on? I don't think he does...

...read that is. He's too busy eating chillies, drinking tequila and taking steroids.
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xx Re: Hilarious... Wrestlers promoting reading
« Reply #1 on: Dec 7th, 2005, 11:19am »

Cena and Shelton are still hot though. Think about it do you care if the Simpson girls can string a sentence together so long as their legs and/or racks are on show?

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xx Re: Hilarious... Wrestlers promoting reading
« Reply #2 on: Dec 7th, 2005, 2:44pm »

Legs and rack?

I'm not a clothes designer...

It's pussy that does the trick. And I'm sure on Ashley Simpson (to borrow heavily from Bill Hicks here), I bet it’s like a wisp of cotton-candy framing a paper cut.

Mmmm mmm.


But yes, good point. The Simpson girls don't need to be anything other than attractive. I couldn't give a turd's toothache what they do; they are pathetic, sheep spawns of Satan, designed to keep morons watching MTV, preventing them having any ideas of their own (much like me right now, again, stealing from Bill Hicks).

HOWEVER... And here's the important part... no one is claiming they are role models.
John Cena et al. ARE role models, so it IS important what they appear to be into.

If the Simpson sisters picked up a book... would anyone be able to take it seriously? I think not.

It's all about the kids!
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 7th, 2005, 4:14pm »

In fairness they can't be thought of as bad role models for doing this campaign - it may not smack as true but they are not out there fronting the campaign to flunk school, take roids and become a WWE tv jock now are they?

It may be cynical but to be fair they are promoting something positive.

Unlike Jessica who just promotes stupidy and Ashlee who is only famous through her sisters stupidity.

The WWE have promoted this for a few years as I remember the Rock doing it a while back and to be fair having Cena do it, with his popularity as it is, it might give out a positive to someone, as well as great positive copy for the company of course.
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xx Re: Hilarious... Wrestlers promoting reading
« Reply #4 on: Dec 7th, 2005, 4:15pm »

on Dec 7th, 2005, 2:44pm, oxfez wrote:
It's pussy that does the trick. And I'm sure on Ashley Simpson (to borrow heavily from Bill Hicks here), I bet it’s like a wisp of cotton-candy framing a paper cut.

Mmmm mmm.


By the way so utterly perverted, I burst out laughing and the husband came over to read it - genius smiley
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 7th, 2005, 6:24pm »

I think it is good that they are doing this too...

I was saying that there is a difference between these guys and the Simpson sisters.

The WWE stars have a responsibility.

Too bad that paper cut gag wasn't mine or I'd be patting myself on the nuts.
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xx Re: Hilarious... Wrestlers promoting reading
« Reply #6 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 04:41am »

How can you imply that these men AREN'T reading - check out Shelton Benjamin's studious and OBVIOUSLY real pose...a true thinker at work there.
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 9th, 2005, 06:26am »

And Rey must find that his mask helps him to concentrate?
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 30th, 2006, 8:36pm »

numbuh 1, john vena's brain is not tiny, or sheepy at all! its probably bigger that urs! angryTEXT so dont insult him cuz u havent taken x-rays or sumthin and u dont no! angry
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 2nd, 2006, 07:10am »

on Jun 30th, 2006, 8:36pm, ilovecena12383 wrote:
numbuh 1, john vena's brain is not tiny, or sheepy at all! its probably bigger that urs! angryTEXT so dont insult him cuz u havent taken x-rays or sumthin and u dont no! angry


I am sorry, you've got me there... I do NOT have any x-rays of John vena's [sic] brain.

However, I have in my hand the results of an MRI scan on his head. And the results show that almost all brain activity stopped when he was 12.
Now he's just a shell, an automaton running on a simple command based system.

Plus I've seen the guy in action. He's a fucking moron.
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xx Re: Hilarious... Wrestlers promoting reading
« Reply #10 on: Jul 6th, 2006, 11:10am »

Just because they go out every night and entertain us by putting their bodies on the line doesn't make them stupid, or iliterate or anything like that, for all your comments about cena having a small brain, that is a major low blow. I bet you're some 35 year-old single person who hasn't had a date in years and still lives with their mom!!!
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 7th, 2006, 05:14am »

Yeah that's right... insult my way of life. The only bit you got right was that I'm single.

I'm sorry I envoked your wrath by insulting the Brainy One!
I don't see where I accused him of being stupid for putting his body on the line for entertainment (though, now you come to mention it, it is rather foolish). I just happen to find NOTHING he does entertaining... and have you heard him speak... with that voicehuh?? Now that's entertainment!

I bet you're really some 12-year-old boy with a crush on John Cena, who still lives in his mom's attic.
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