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xx Chav Jokes - Only Brits will get this!
« Thread started on: Jun 21st, 2005, 07:42am »

What's the worst thing about 3 Chavs in a Nova plummetting off a cliff?

You can fit 5 Chavs in a Nova.



What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted



What do you call a Chav in a bank?

Safe



Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.



And this one's my favourite:

Where do you take a Chavette for a fancy night out?

Up the Gary.



Anyone know any more?


FYI, a Chav is a member of the peasant underclass of Britain, reviled by pretty much everyone else.

For more info visit: www.chavscum.co.uk

Here is a group of Chavs:

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xx Re: Chav Jokes - Only Brits will get this!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 17th, 2005, 10:52am »

I love the way culture likes to give these people new names from generation to generation.

What's wrong with the word 'scum' I ask you?
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