Leg Nipple & other stuff...
« Thread started on: Dec 19th, 2004, 03:08am »
You've all seen mice growing human ears - here's a leg that grew a nipple. Scott of Jacksonville, Florida was horribly burned in a trailer park fire when he was 15. Doctors used skin from his chest on his badly damaged legs - which then grew a nipple. So he pierced it. Next week Scott grows a cock on his elbow. http://snipurl.com/bfrb
This week the British media has been totally obsessed with the resignation of visually impaired politician David Blunkett. He'd been shagging like a beast and it all turned nasty. Oh well. B3ta boarder Tedious decided to mark the end of an era with a great new game. He says: "I think I might be going to hell." http://www.thomasscott.net/flash/blunkett/
Steven and Shane are The Bear Guys, a pair of sinister-looking gentlemen in brightly-coloured knitwear who make teddy bears for a living. Go on, look at the funny gays. http://thebearguys.com/aboutus.htm
James Sooy has a solution to a problem that has baffled the four-eyed since the beginning of time - how to stop your glasses from sliding down the bridge of your nose. It's easy. Simply bolt them in place and turn your disability into extreme body-art. http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20041214.html
Text-to-speech converters are an Internet favourite, and this modern version works well by using a foxy-looking animated lady. Try the male voice option for extra oddness, or insert dirty talk to use the service as an exciting masturbatory aid. http://snipurl.com/bfly
Need to clean a carpet in a hurry? Hoover not up to the job? Get a large-format newspaper like the Guardian and a can of display mount adhesive.
Spray one side of one page, and put it sticky-side down on the carpet. Apply pressure and then lift - it'll take away most of the dust, hair and nastiness with it. One paper can clean an average-sized carpet in about ten minutes. But will likely give you cancer from the fumes.