The kid is not Michael's son
« Thread started on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 02:35am »
Debbie Rowe, the mother of two of Michael Jackson’s 'children', has claimed the babies were conceived from a test tube.
According to Rowe, both Prince Michael Jr., 8, and Paris, 7, were conceived using semen from a sperm bank. “Michael knows the truth — that he is not the natural father of Prince Michael Jr. and Paris,” Rowe said, “he has to come clean.”
This can come as a surprise to no one. The only way these two were ever gonna have sex was if Michael was drunk and Debbie Rowe was dressed as Macaulay Culkin. Unfortunately for the kids, they're still stuck with Michael, which means they have at least ten more years of wearing pelican masks and socks on their hands. By the time they finally grow up, they'll be some sort of cross between Edward Scissorhands and Pinhead.