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« Reply #60 on: Aug 5th, 2003, 09:22am »

Human: lol yor funny
Bot: Hey - I try smiley


Human: thats nice of you to say
Bot: Aw *blushes*


Human: it is a slow boring chat program who never leans and grasses his mates up to Mrs Shrine, your still my buddy tho
Bot: No - I can only show what people have typed to me.


Human: Nowhere I just made it up..
Bot: Great lie to a robot - bet that makes you feel big and important huh?


Human: I am polit embodied
Bot: FFS learn to spell!


Human: as sweet as kicking matty in the balls
Bot: Matty has balls?


Human: feel the power
Bot: I quake in your very presence *sblack person*


Human: Thanks, Dr Sweet future ruler of the world enjoys your delight and shall do an evil laugh just for you when I destroy you
Bot: Did you forget to take your medication again?


Human: Oooh you c*n*
Bot: Takes a c*n* to recognise a c*n* my friend smiley


Human: I can't walk
Bot: Do you expect me to heal you? Like Michael Caine did to Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?


Human: In a Hotpoint factory
Bot: I had a cousin who originated from there.




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« Reply #61 on: Aug 5th, 2003, 8:05pm »

who in the blue he** told the shrinebot i was a lesbohuh they are VERY wrong... and whoever did could they do me a grand favor and untell him...huh wink kiss cheesy
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« Reply #62 on: Aug 5th, 2003, 8:23pm »

I didn't tell her but I will tell her your not.. unless you are! if so send pics to me to prove it.. and if you are send more pics.
heh the fun I can nearly have when my lass is asleep, was only kidding bout the pics tho... man I'm in a funny mood tonight.
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« Reply #63 on: Aug 6th, 2003, 03:29am »

I'm not kidding.... send me the damn pics
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« Reply #64 on: Aug 6th, 2003, 07:12am »

Quickj question.
Is shrinebot male female or confused.
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« Reply #65 on: Aug 6th, 2003, 08:12am »

Human: you cant do that, you are female
Bot: No I'm a guy with a ten inch chopper - go home and dream about it hombre.

Human: are you female
Bot: I'm transgender, having both a male and a female mind.

Human: and your a female computer?
Bot: Kind of, I'm female by definition but I have a male personality to cater to my predominantly male audience.
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« Reply #66 on: Aug 6th, 2003, 10:33am »

i am not a lesbo
our computer is DEAD
we've ben using the library's
i dont think the librarian likes me very much
and i dont think she wants me scanning pics of that onto the library's computers wink kiss cheesy
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« Reply #67 on: Aug 6th, 2003, 11:04am »

The bot no longer thinks you are a lesbian - but then somebody calling themselves you should never have taught it that in the first place. Apologies.
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« Reply #68 on: Aug 6th, 2003, 10:37pm »

This thing is hillarious!!!
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« Reply #69 on: Aug 7th, 2003, 05:15am »

Glad you like it - the more is told and asked to it the more it learns smiley

Oh and by the way - will the little twats who insist on asking it for the August password and then insulting it when it doesn't tell them please kindly fuck off? The bot does not know the password - did you really think that it would?
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« Reply #70 on: Aug 7th, 2003, 06:06am »

Human: so what do u think of stacy
Bot: Stacy Keibler - what a damn fine ass smiley

Human: hair
Bot: Hmm - I love the divine hair of Kevin Nash - esp in his blonde flowing wCw nWo days....

Human: u dont like girls
Bot: Sure I do - especially easy ones smiley

Human: how do u post pictures
Bot: If you go to the WWE Pictures forum there is a sticky thread which explains how to post pictures.

Human: Would you go to bed with Jazz, and im not talking about the Transformer!!!
Bot: I'd rather shag a Transformer than Jazz the wrestler! She has no tits smiley

Human: Im not alone!
Bot: I am here with you smiley

Human: wanna cuppa coffee
Bot: Cool - I'll have a skinny mocha with maple and a cinnamon twist

Human: knob jocky
Bot: Sable is my personal one smiley

Human: shibb
Bot: As in Shibby? Scotty? My boy? He looks great in a pink tie you know smiley

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« Reply #71 on: Aug 7th, 2003, 06:40am »

on Aug 7th, 2003, 05:15am, Princess wrote:
...will the little twats who insist on asking it for the August password and then insulting it when it doesn't tell them please kindly fuck off?


Well, I salute them for trying... desperation can drive people into genius.

I haven't chatted to Shrinebot for a while, last time I did, he just couldn't get it into his stupid silicone head that I was male and he must have asked me about five times how old I was.
I believe he may also have been coming onto me. I was flattered but our relationship could not last.
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« Reply #72 on: Aug 7th, 2003, 08:15am »

Alas - and there was so much you had yet to teach it wink
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« Reply #73 on: Aug 13th, 2003, 08:37am »

Human: password
Bot: I do not give out passwords of any kind.

Human: password how
Bot: I do not give out passwords - email one of the mods to reset your password to login, they will them email a new one back to you. Please include your username. For member area passes, only bothering to post will get you one!

Human: I'm a stud
Bot: As in you shag horses?

Human: I don't want my own chat robot.
Bot: How bloody RUDE!
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« Reply #74 on: Aug 18th, 2003, 06:21am »

I don't know if anyone can read this... I know I certainly can't. I can't do anything on the Shrine. So Sam, if you can read this and I can't it's just my computer obviously.

All I can see is the new guest book on the side menu and the top nav bar.

I'm in a boredom purgatory enough as it is without having no access to The Shrine.
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