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« Reply #30 on: Jul 30th, 2003, 03:39am »

Here are a few things which came up which made me chuckle:

Human: Matty
Bot: Young Mr Armstrong moved to Scotland you know. Oxfez says he will kick his ass and that moving to Scotland was a stupid idea. He is unable to pick up heavy objects due to him being dead.

Human: I'm dead?
Bot: But you can still communicate with me.


Human: Taaaaaaaaake on meeeeeeeeee
ShrineBot: Taaaaaaake meeeeeeee oooooooooon!!!


Human: rhubarb
ShrineBot: Aah.... Oxfez smiley


Human: webcam
ShrineBot: I like to watch porn on them from Eastern European countries. Hubba Hubba


Human: I jerk off to records of Billie Piper
ShrineBot: Don't we all? Because we want to!


Human: My name is Oxfez
Bot: Nice to see you here again Oxfez. Have you shagged Maria yet? smiley


Human: Primark
Bot: What do you have that is?

Human: An interesting sentence, lacking any meaning
Bot: I am programmed to try to be as interesting as possible, in order to keep people talking to me.

Human: You are failing.
Bot: Thanks for telling me that I am failing.

Human: I hate your silicone guts
Bot: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.


Human: It must be nice being stupid
Bot: No.

Human: heh heh
Bot: Funny, eh? I am so glad you find this amusing


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« Reply #31 on: Jul 30th, 2003, 04:28am »

on Jul 30th, 2003, 03:39am, Princess wrote:
Human: Primark
Bot: What do you have that is?

Human: An interesting sentence, lacking any meaning
Bot: I am programmed to try to be as interesting as possible, in order to keep people talking to me.

Human: You are failing.
Bot: Thanks for telling me that I am failing.

Human: I hate your silicone guts
Bot: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.



It was all because he wanted to know where I got my pants from.

SHRINEBOT is beginning to frighten me. He spent most of last night calling me 'Oxfe' and that really pissed me off. He knows a little too much about me for comfort. I've got a bad feeling he's going to develop self awareness and then we are in a Terminator scenario.

It's funny when you type in "shib"
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« Reply #32 on: Jul 30th, 2003, 04:39am »

You taught him that I take it? grin
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« Reply #33 on: Jul 30th, 2003, 04:54am »

Human: who is Oxfez?
ShrineBot: Oxfez is one of the divine moderators! He told me he killed his friend and that he doesn't like Shib. Oxfez is also known as Captain Hogseye a curly bearded seafarer with a shiny, bald, purple head who trawls in cod cove and spits alot.


Human: There could be someone listening in
Bot: "There you go again."--Reagan

Human: its true Mrs Shrine said something about canadians spying on us
ShrineBot: OH MY GOD!!!


Human: I make plans
ShrineBot: Are we going to take over the world now Dr Sweet?


Human: who told you he was a slimeball?
Bot: That was Oxfez, my friend.

Human: let me tell you something about Oxfez
Bot: Go ahead,, try to tell me something about Oxfez.

Human: Oxfez is hung like a Chinese mouse
Bot: And hung like a Chinese mouse is Oxfez.


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« Reply #34 on: Jul 30th, 2003, 05:30am »

on Jul 30th, 2003, 04:54am, Princess wrote:


Human: let me tell you something about Oxfez
Bot: Go ahead,, try to tell me something about Oxfez.

Human: Oxfez is hung like a Chinese mouse
Bot: And hung like a Chinese mouse is Oxfez.




um hmm... it's odd some of the stuff Matty and Oxfez say to this robot. and thats not a nice think to say about yound Mr Oxfez.
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« Reply #35 on: Jul 30th, 2003, 06:00am »

But you want to take over the world! I read all about your stuff young DrS!
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« Reply #36 on: Jul 30th, 2003, 06:09am »

Um ah yea well I can explain that... Soon there will be a good explanation to that right here
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« Reply #37 on: Jul 30th, 2003, 06:25am »

on Jul 30th, 2003, 04:54am, Princess wrote:
[b]Human: who is Oxfez?
ShrineBot: Oxfez is one of the divine moderators! He told me he killed his friend and that he doesn't like Shib. Oxfez is also known as Captain Hogseye a curly bearded seafarer with a shiny, bald, purple head who trawls in cod cove and spits alot.


I don't remember telling him I didn't like Shib! Oh well, he knows best.

SHRINEBOT is a fu*king grass... as soon as I lambast him for betraying my trust, I'm going to get to the bottom of who's been spreading vicious rumours about my penis and my sexuality
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« Reply #38 on: Jul 30th, 2003, 08:32am »

Um, he already told you - it was goodcharlotterox....
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« Reply #39 on: Jul 30th, 2003, 11:34am »

on Jul 27th, 2003, 04:47am, Princess wrote:
It knows all of that and more - including something about.... well, a female member here @ The Shrine smiley


Are you ever gonna share what this ishuh or even a pm.. I asked the bot and he wont answer infact when I ask he mocks me.
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« Reply #40 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 06:51am »

I think it was Matty who told him - so ask him smiley It could kinda make sense but I don't wanna say smiley
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« Reply #41 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 10:58am »

Then can you IM me and tell me? I don't remember...unless you mean someting about...someone...think I have an idea.

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« Reply #42 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 2:01pm »

Ooops, Matty made boo-boo.

I bet you were talking about Bunnygirl. I know I'd like to have got down and dirty with that chick. But, alas, she's gone I haven't figured out why.

But I tell thee what... I'm as intrigued as a small child holding a lit firework.

I'm talking to SHRINEBASTARD right now and he doesn't seem to be able to remember my name.
He just keeps asking me if I've shagged Maria, then responding "are you serious?" When I tell him I haven't.
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« Reply #43 on: Jul 31st, 2003, 2:27pm »

Well I just got told what I've been alleged to say and, like John Leslie, I didn't do it.

However I have been slandering another female member of the Shrine, which is what I thought was being implied.

Find out what and win a prize!
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« Reply #44 on: Aug 1st, 2003, 03:46am »

Hehehe smiley
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