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« Thread started on: Dec 5th, 2005, 07:33am »

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I don't have a dirty mind like you sick perverts out there, so I don't really get what's so funny about this picture. So she's pretending to eat an ice cream cone or acting like a panting dog or something. Why is that funny? I don't get it.
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 5th, 2005, 10:09am »

I'll tell you why it's funny...

It's because I'm sitting here in my office... my Government office... with my pants round my ankles, semen dribbling down my monitor and security are on their way.
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 5th, 2005, 11:28am »

I posted it with you in mind, I'm glad you liked it smiley
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 5th, 2005, 2:56pm »

Yes I thought so... no one else is usually graced with the label sick pervert.

Is it just me, or has she got a massive tongue...

....oh wait.....

....Yup....

....I've ejaculated over my screen again.
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 7th, 2005, 01:57am »

Hey at least now you can boomark the thread and have it to hand anytime you need to release... tension.
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 7th, 2005, 04:51am »

No Princessa... semen.
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 7th, 2005, 10:08am »

Hehehe.

Ashlee Simpson recently talked about the smorgasbord of physical and psychological problems that have made her the Carrie of hollywood starlets.

"When I went to ballet school, I was around a lot of girls with eating disorders, and I actually had a minor one myself," she said. "It was about six months of not eating too much at all. I was 11 and 5 feet 2 and about 70 pounds. My parents stepped in and made me eat. That really helped a lot." Now she says her best feature is her rack. "I have amazing boobs. I do, I know it. They're not too big, not too small. They're just perfect."

It's always a red flag when someone says their best feature is something you can't see. It's like Stephen Hawking saying his best feature is his vertical leap. I'm not buying it till she shows us the goods. And judging by the somewhat fragile nature of her self-esteem, that won't be long.
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 7th, 2005, 2:45pm »

Oh man that Hawking swipe is genius! I will be using that on Friday, at the pub, when I'm talking to the lesbian I sometimes talk to.

Yes, it's true, I talk to lesbians - with one thing in mind.

And, in the words of Rolph Harris, can you guess what it is yet?
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 7th, 2005, 4:09pm »

All my friends are guys so yes, very easily smiley Funny how they think girls liking the idea of 2 guys together being hot is sick when it's just the same thing.
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 7th, 2005, 6:21pm »

No way... very different.

Two women doing it is a beautiful thing.
Two guys... is sick and offensive.


Double standards you may say.

I've never met a girl that even remotely entertains the idea that it would be hot to watch to guys buggering each other.

Whereas EVERY man enjoys the notion of two women... Or they're gay or liars.

That is a fact.
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 07:37am »

Erm...

Who is Ashlee Simpson? undecided
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 8th, 2005, 11:09am »

She's that chick in the picture above... the one with the long tongue!

Bart Simpson's Aunt.

In all truth she's a waste of butt-wipe, but it's be nice to soil her body with my palm nut oil.
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 9th, 2005, 06:31am »

Sorry Fez but the SATC scene where they sit around watching gay porn to cheer Charlotte up is more real than you might care to imagine.

Oh and btw - Shib it's Jessica Simpson's little sister - think Jessica with blue eyes, a broken nose and even less discernable talent.
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 9th, 2005, 07:33am »

Oh right! I know Jessica Simpson.

She has one hell of a tounge, maybe she was a dog in a former life..... bet she has a special talent when eating sausges and cucumbers! heh.....hmmm also i bet shes good at sucking blow pops.

Probably good at head too.
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 10th, 2005, 02:45am »

See if she didn't attempt to sing she'd have loads of fans.

The male population of this forum is already bowled over by her.

Forget music Ashlee... porn is where the real stardom lies for you.
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