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« Reply #30 on: Dec 5th, 2003, 09:54am »

Thank you Dr Sweet
I have neglected this thread
Too much chiselling

Hot chick down my street
There will soon be a murder
If I can be arsed

Small boy down my street
Lonely, scared, cold, African
Reminds me of me

Been to Stainiak?
I've heard so much about it
Must get a brochure

Ian Huntley... WHY?
Are you such a bad liar?
I'd bugger Maxine Carr
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« Reply #31 on: Jan 27th, 2004, 08:17am »

You may think these suck
That's just your opinion
Just happens it's wrong

Oh Harold Shipman
Why did you take your own life?
Looked like my Grandad

Remember O J
When he killed those two people?
Yeah I do as well

And Louise Woodward?
She shook that poor little kid
Like a Martini

I nailed a girl
I hope she didn't notice
I was wearing tights

I just can't do these
My brain has turned to jizzum
It's like the Dark Side
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« Reply #32 on: Feb 8th, 2004, 3:40pm »

I'm writing Haikus
With my computer keyboard
But it's called typing

Def Leppard drummer
Count your limbs for me again
Rubbish at clapping

See Macavity
Don't conform to social norms
He's never seen soap

Pop Idol fatty
She weighs more than my bedroom
I sleep on the street

Question Channel Five:
Where has your soft core porn gone?
Nickelodeon

"Oh show me heaven!"
I said to Harold Shipman
"In fifty years son."

Tree hugger Matty
He used to live with Swampy
Fu*king tree hugger

My mucous was green
My family kept dying
Tuberculosis
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« Reply #33 on: Jun 2nd, 2004, 11:59am »

Haikus are beauty
But in a poetic form
I'm wearing stockings

I should be doing
My creative writing course
But I'm doing this

I'm going to France
To help asylum seekers
Hide them in my boot

George Bush makes up words
"Structuralisationing"
He'd probably say
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« Reply #34 on: Jul 2nd, 2004, 10:07am »


Thinking of clever words
Not an easy thing to do
My name is Oxfez

My works a bother
It is often long and hard
So is my husband. shocked

Sucking is ok
As long as it is a lime
In a Corona



Ok, I'm not the great writer like Oxfez.......he wears a funny hat!
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« Reply #35 on: Jul 4th, 2004, 10:45am »

Bunny is lovely
Even when she touches girls
In their secret place

I wish I could write
More better than Charles Dickens
I'm illiterate
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« Reply #36 on: Jul 4th, 2004, 9:05pm »

Delicate butterfly
stands against the mist
morning breeze.

little frog
playing upon the road
killed by stupidy.

Lost flower
growing with the tree
cold times.
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« Reply #37 on: Jul 7th, 2004, 12:41pm »

Guarding trees stand tall
with snow-capped mountains distant
watching them glisten

The tiger sleeps light
during the warm summer nights
under the bright stars

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« Reply #38 on: Jul 7th, 2004, 2:03pm »

Those are very good
Much better than my Haikus
Which are rude or sick

Brown turds in the sun
Eventually are white
And that's God's hard work

My girlfriend is mad
I would have her committed
But she loves the cock

I've got a duck's ass...
...It's a hairstyle Randy
Not a duck's buttocks
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« Reply #39 on: Jul 7th, 2004, 3:02pm »

Your haikus are great
If anyone disagrees
they can kiss my ass




(Surely I jest.....)

(JK. JK.)
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« Reply #40 on: Jul 9th, 2004, 11:30am »

Thank you very much.
Tiffany appreciates
Decent poetry

I miss my laptop
And the erotic pictures
Stored on the hard drive
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« Reply #41 on: Feb 14th, 2006, 11:24am »

Oi, Oxfez you prick!
Where have all my haikus gone?
I left loads round here!

Been gone for a while
Came back expecting fanfare
Got this lousy shirt.
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