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« Reply #435 on: Jul 19th, 2005, 03:53am »

Oh man it really is easy - doesn't matter if you are sceptical, think you are not susceptible and you can smoke while you read the book. There is then a chapter for the last cigareet. By that point I didn't want it, smoked it cos it told me to and it tasted vile

You can get it 2nd hand @ Amazon which is what I did - see http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/detail/offer-listing/-/0140277633/all/202-6621275-0939028 and there is one for women which if u know any girls trying to quit is great (my hubby used the other one and is doing fine too) - the ladies one is http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/detail/offer-listing/-/0572028628/all/202-6621275-0939028
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« Reply #436 on: Jul 19th, 2005, 04:48am »

VASECTOMY!

Fu*k that! My testicles hurt just reading that word.

There must be a better way of rendering yourself infirtile... I tried the Stainiak Method.
It didn't work, but a blow-job off a lady-boy can never be a bad thing.

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« Reply #437 on: Jul 19th, 2005, 06:46am »

Can anyone tell me what happens in the new Harry Potter book as I'm curious, but not so curious that i'm going to lug a massive hard back childrens book around the tube.

Also does anyone know if it is illegal to grow your own tobacco? I'd love to continue to to smoke, but in the knowledge that it's not filling the pockets of Phillip Morris inc.

Plus, can anyone remember a wrestling match between Hulk Hogan and Jay Leno? Or is that an after effect of many years of drug abuse on my part?
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« Reply #438 on: Jul 19th, 2005, 07:47am »

I can't tell you on here... because it would ruin the book for everyone else.
Just read the damn thing... It only took me about 10 hours.

By the way Buttmonkey, if you want to stop putting money into the pockets of Phillip Morris, you'll have to give up a lot more than just Marlboro cigarettes:

http://www.adbusters.org/spoofads/food/products/


Obviously most of those are Yank foods, but Toblerone, Maxwell House coffee and Philadelphia spread... have to give those up too buddy....

...YOU ALL DO!

As for Miller Beer.... no one in their right mind drinks that piss anyway.


Don't know if you can grow your own tobbacco... I think not, but you could try.
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« Reply #439 on: Jul 19th, 2005, 09:55am »

Don't know about the logistics of how easy/difficult it is but doubt it's actually illegal to grow your own baccy per se.

Isn't someone meant to die this time? I'm rooting for Hermione but then that is lergely based on the annoying little brat from the film adaptations. She screams uber-geek and her voice makes me want to scratch out her insides with a rusty fish fork just to shut her up...
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« Reply #440 on: Jul 19th, 2005, 10:58am »

I'd like to do something to Hermione's insides...

F*ck them then spunk on them.

It will take some research, but that may be the most disturbing post I have ever made.

God I hope the FBI aren't reading this.

I'm not going to spoil the ending for everyone, like The Sun decided to do... for EVERYONE!
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« Reply #441 on: Jul 19th, 2005, 1:03pm »

Princess - definatly going to giv that a shot. Oh yes.

Oxfez - I found trapping a nerve in my spine did wonders for rendering me limp - give it a shot!
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« Reply #442 on: Jul 19th, 2005, 4:26pm »

10 hours? If I had that sort of time on my hands, i'd put it to better use than satisfying a remote and frankly tiny urge to see what happens next in Hogwarts. If there was any possibility of awkard, teenage, sticky fumblings going on behind the broomshed, then you might pique my interest. Or even a hint of shy, furtive glances across the girls quidditch team showers between 2 curious and nubile wizardettes. That could give me cause to read on.

I honestly don't even go near those products anyway (although I did once dream about the fat one from the philidelphia ad suffocating me with her enormous gash).
I did find out, however, that it is entirely legal to grow your own tobacco. Thus not paying the pigs and also making smoking slightly safer as you're not going to put half the shit into the tobacco that the companies do.

Are they even called wizardettes? What is the female version of a wizard called?

Anyone read Vertigo's 'Books of Magic'? Is it me or does Harry Potter bear an uncanny similarity to Tim Hunter?
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« Reply #443 on: Jul 19th, 2005, 5:45pm »

Female wizard is called a witch. Just because there are no kinky lesbian fumblings and sniffing of broomstick handles, doesn't mean it can be done manually.

For instance, I added an entire chapter to the middle that I had written in crayon on the back of a napkin.
It read: "Hermione got her nubile breasts out, then Ginny Weasley licked her fingers and began to tweak her n....."
At that point I had ejaculated over the rest of the napkin rendering it unusable as writing material.

As for the tobbacco, I think it would be hard to grow tobbacco in Britain, due to the climate. But I assume it is legal.

I need to brush my teeth now as I have Chinese food in my diastema.
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« Reply #444 on: Jul 19th, 2005, 6:06pm »

Witch has a negative connotation - it's closer to a warlock than a wizard.

It's better than any name I can give the saucy little bitch though.
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« Reply #445 on: Jul 20th, 2005, 01:05am »

on Jul 19th, 2005, 10:58am, oxfez wrote:
I'd like to do something to Hermione's insides...

F*ck them then spunk on them.

It will take some research, but that may be the most disturbing post I have ever made.


Frankly had to read that twice to make sure I had read what I thought I had just read.

Then felt slightly queasy...

Then the rest of the post... sickos the lot of ye smiley
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« Reply #446 on: Jul 20th, 2005, 03:03am »

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Female wizard is called a witch.


see, I would have thought that would of been too obvious and as Matty said, have a negative connatation.
Oh well, who am I to argue.

By the way Oxfez, can I ....um...borrow that napkin when you're done?
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« Reply #447 on: Jul 20th, 2005, 05:39am »

I'd love to lend the napkin out... but it's kind of laminated to the book using my natural essence.

I'm working on a sequal involving Hermione, a tin of golden syrup and Harry's wand... I'll try to make more copies this time.


As for a female wizard being called a witch... that's just what they're called in the book.
The males are wizards, the females are witches.

Not sure what pagans in real life would make of that.

I'm going to build a huge man made of wicker. Who's up for burning a 1970s cop inside it?


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What the hell am I supposed to bring? My work is mainly anti-government.

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« Reply #448 on: Jul 20th, 2005, 09:23am »

There's no way you're gonna burn the Equalizer man, he'll beat you into a bloody pulp. But in a polite, English way.



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« Reply #449 on: Jul 21st, 2005, 02:07am »

on Jul 20th, 2005, 05:39am, oxfez wrote:
On a lighter note... I have an interview for a job as web editor for the department of education (i.e. civil servant), but they want me to bring examples of my work!

What the hell am I supposed to bring? My work is mainly anti-government.


Too funny - but good luck. Just turn up a little overweight and wearing a striped shirt and brown nylon trousers. Seems to work for those who work @ SCC etc.
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