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« Reply #255 on: May 5th, 2004, 09:59am »

... then again I get to have boobs and multiple orgasms, so really I shouldn't grumble......

Even if they did have such a device do you really think it's gonna fit discreetly into the average girl's purse? I think not. Meh......
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« Reply #256 on: May 5th, 2004, 10:37am »

I was going to say that you could wear it all the time but then you're stuck with the problem of when getting frisky with an Australian fella, you'd be faced with the inevitable response of "thats not a Sheila"....

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... then again I get to have boobs and multiple orgasms, so really I shouldn't grumble......


You're lucky, not all women have that privalege.
But strangely some men do!!
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« Reply #257 on: May 5th, 2004, 11:35am »

They're called Sting.

I've seen an MPEG of a chick pissing standing up, only it was into the mouth of a band mate (the guitarist FYI).

What a darling she must be at parties.

And yes, I jerked off about the MPEG.
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« Reply #258 on: May 13th, 2004, 03:58am »

Lovely...

I've got another part of my non-compulsary training today! Yay! Except I've repeatedly asked to be removed from it, I haven't finished the training manual and I've received no help what so ever! Woo!

Otherwise not a lot going on. I actually now have photographic evidence of my job sucking massive proportions of big hairy mancock, but promotion comes to me. Sorta.

Yay!
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« Reply #259 on: May 13th, 2004, 06:15am »

on May 13th, 2004, 03:58am, Mattster wrote:
...my job sucking massive proportions of big hairy mancock...


That's beautiful language.

My week has been pointless. I've been doing work for my writing course, I rewrote the first part of Genesis in the first person (i.e. me as God). They loved it!
But apart from that, I've done nothing but play on Dynasty Warriors 4, it's a silly game.

I've got to get a job soon or someone will die.
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« Reply #260 on: May 13th, 2004, 1:31pm »

get a job.



Im just getting mashed and going to The Streets gig tommorow night.
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« Reply #261 on: Jun 3rd, 2004, 08:12am »

What a week!

No not really, more like: What, a week?
I've done nothing, but write and play playstation and eat dates and shit them out again.
It was my birthday last weekend, watched a band, got pissed, touched a geek's forehead.
Went to a fancy restaurant in Oxfordshire, expensive, I ate lamb's kidneys, with fafa beans and a nice chianti.... f..f..f..f..f..f..f.

That's it!
God I need to LIVE!

Funniest Thing: Daring each other to touch the geek
Saddest Thing: Friends finishing (yeah piss off, I'm a girl)
Song/Album: Pearl Jam - All of them
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« Reply #262 on: Jun 3rd, 2004, 7:14pm »

I've decided that it's much safer if i actually lock myself in the basement, rather than face the onslaught of townies, that with every passing day grow in volume like a swarm of ants around a mildew turd. It's getting desperate now. I didn't stash enough food either. All I have left is a chicken and mushroom pot noodle, a can of john west salmon and a tin of figs. I think i'd rather allow my stomach to swell with malnutrition and my intestinal tract to become infected with ebola then eat the figs. This can mean only one thing. I must make a desperate bid to get to the local safeway and get some supplies.

Other than that the weeks been good to me. I recieved a blow job from a drunken sixth former and saw two squirrels making sweet, sweet love.

Funniest Thing: realising that love is merely a game, played by fools and won by the manipulative.
Saddest Thing: finding out that Oxfez, who i had previous respect for likes Friends. Possibley the most contrived, unfunny sitcom in the history of earth-1. Song/Album: Fleetwood Mac - Rumours, because it makes me cry like a menstrating catholic school girl




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« Reply #263 on: Jun 4th, 2004, 07:21am »

well i also have had a good week

i havent been naked
i havent recieved a blow job
i havent cried over friends although i did watch it
i havent played playstation
i havent written
i havent killed oxfez

i have however been doin impressions of oxfez's geek
i have gone to alton towers
i have shaved my beard
i have watched countless ds9 and stargate episodes

funniest thing: tryin to gob at my mate behind me while on air at alton towers. getting it all over the seat fixture, getting trapped in it when we were getting off and seeing the steward put his hand all in it and look disgusted

saddest thing: Working out that all trilogys follow the same rule...apart from beverly hills cop,indiana jones and maybe a few other
movie1) fun action/funny
movie2) darker character driven, sometimes gothic, demands good acting
movie3) more light hearted funnier and has happy resolution with slightly worse effects.

album: none my mp3 playeer has been banging out all 4000 tracks on it
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« Reply #264 on: Jun 4th, 2004, 08:12am »

Well I can safely add a new category to my week:

Happiest moment: Finding out that buttmonkey had respect for me!
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« Reply #265 on: Jun 4th, 2004, 09:46am »

It's a unique and beautiful thing smiley

Luca has had the week from hell. Sadly he is a big lad for his age (he is 4 on the 17th but wears 7-8 clothing) and so getting his school uniform is a pain cos they only go as big as the size he is now..... and he's not full time until November... WTF do I do when he growshuh

Other than that, okayish week. Sunny, nice, got a great (fake) tan going on which makes me look like I've been in Antigua for a fortnight (how I fucking wish...) and bought some new clothes to cheer myself up. Oh and because I'm female, so that's just what we do. In the genes and all that.

My mother is here, it's like having 2 children in the house. If the next time you hear of me I'm on the news for making like Victorian and garotting a 62 year old woman to death, try not to hate me. In fact just point at the screen and beam proudly - 'I know her!'...
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« Reply #266 on: Jun 4th, 2004, 2:34pm »

ButtMonkey - I suggest using an online shopping service. You won't have to go out and you get your food.

Macavity - what went wrong with the beard?
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« Reply #267 on: Jun 5th, 2004, 03:53am »

Good point - kinda liked the idea of the beard.....

Tesco Direct is good - also stops impulse buying when you get there so well worth the fiver delivery fee.
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« Reply #268 on: Jun 5th, 2004, 07:14am »

The beard had to go; the money passers by gave him was okay, but shop owners kept shooing him away from doorways.

Next he could try getting rid of the lingering stench of piss.

I went out last night and a very strange thing happened. I went to the toilet (no that's not the strange thing, in fact I do that at least once a week), and upon finishing I turned around to have a giant black dude squirt soap on my hands.
For one horrible moment I thought it was lube and he was asking me to prepare my butt-crack for him.

But there was no anal assault so I washed my hands with the lube and reached for the drier, only have the black guy tap me on the shoulder and hand me a load of paper towels.
For one horrible moment I though he'd jizzed up my back whilst I was washing my hands and was making me wipe it up.

But there was no man-chowder on my clothes so I dried my hands with the wank hankies....

Then he made me pay him £1. Yeah... £1. What's up with that shit?

The worst thing is, about 5 minutes after that £1 hand washing, I dipped my fingers in a smelly, oily substance and could really have done with a proper cleaning.
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« Reply #269 on: Jun 5th, 2004, 4:30pm »

The moral being don't use toilets that have strange men in them...if possible, only use your own.
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