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« Reply #210 on: Jan 27th, 2004, 1:56pm »

I have had a pretty average week. Although my little fella has had a bit of a rollercoaster ride. Got laid and then the following day I was kicked in the nutsack by an hyperactive 8-year old girl. Needless to say I went down like a 110 pound bag of goats crap.

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« Reply #211 on: Jan 29th, 2004, 10:23am »

MY WEEK By Oxfez Oxfez

Well, let's start last Thursday. Just an innocent Thursday, with the usual bumming around, watching Murder She Wrote and going to a Body Shop party... a Thursday.
BUT!
This Thursday's Body Shop party turned out quite different!
A bottle of wine and a pair of dice later me and a whole group of chicks were writhing about on the floor in a fit of sexual euphoria.
Well not quite but it was pretty sordid nonetheless and I got to touch chicks' nipples. Sweet!

After the party, I got jiggy with one of my friends it was great, and finally broke my 10 month... YES TEN MONTH sex haitus.
Now I'm still with her and she lets me do stuff that streches the imagination!

And did I mention, she's fucking tasty!

Oxfez................. SCORES!
And unlike you Buttmonkey, there were no small children aiming kicks at my delicate gonads.

Favourite quote - "You smell like sex in a bucket"
"In a perfect world, I'd have a shower before and after I wake up."

Favourite album - Blind Melon - Blind Melon

Funniest Moment - Getting trapped in the snow yesterday for 4 hours. Okay so it wasn't really funny, but I got a hard on.
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« Reply #212 on: Jan 29th, 2004, 12:32pm »

my week wasn't bad either.

i got the best pic of me ever looking like the oldest memeber of the band....even though im the youngest by nearly 10 yrs. he he

as to oxfez....i was also invited to "pub it" with a female but unfortunalty i did not ejaculate into the belly of a wooooooooooman.

i did pull though so it not too bad.

and oxfez...you old seadog sperm crunching, self help enthusiast, yoga curing, toes clenching, pillow grabbing, pussy screaming buddy o pal

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« Reply #213 on: Jan 29th, 2004, 12:58pm »

on Jan 29th, 2004, 10:23am, oxfez wrote:
MY WEEK By Oxfez Oxfez

Well, let's start last Thursday. Just an innocent Thursday, with the usual bumming around, watching Murder She Wrote and going to a Body Shop party... a Thursday.
BUT!
This Thursday's Body Shop party turned out quite different!
A bottle of wine and a pair of dice later me and a whole group of chicks were writhing about on the floor in a fit of sexual euphoria.
Well not quite but it was pretty sordid nonetheless and I got to touch chicks' nipples. Sweet!

After the party, I got jiggy with one of my friends it was great, and finally broke my 10 month... YES TEN MONTH sex haitus.
Now I'm still with her and she lets me do stuff that streches the imagination!

And did I mention, she's fucking tasty!

Oxfez................. SCORES!
And unlike you Buttmonkey, there were no small children aiming kicks at my delicate gonads.

Favourite quote - "You smell like sex in a bucket"
"In a perfect world, I'd have a shower before and after I wake up."

Favourite album - Blind Melon - Blind Melon

Funniest Moment - Getting trapped in the snow yesterday for 4 hours. Okay so it wasn't really funny, but I got a hard on.


Woo - at least you got some mate - did you manage to remember where everything went?

I can't imagine not having sex for ten months, or a month... in fact a week would probably be stratching it to the point where I was being a right cow to everyone, hehe smiley

Well, I ordered myself some new lingerie to cheer myself up. James has been in London all week doing a computer show for the latest product. It's been a weird week.

Still, Luca did see snow for the first time, so he was chuffed. He kept saying 'happy christmas' to everyone.
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« Reply #214 on: Jan 29th, 2004, 2:31pm »

I'm only on a 6 month haitus. It's just like the previous 17 year one that I'd taken but with less curiosity.

Glad to hear you guys have had okay weeks though. grin
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« Reply #215 on: Jan 29th, 2004, 8:41pm »

hehe mines improved.... welcome end of 4 month hiatus

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by the way. whats the smallest car next to an old mini?
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« Reply #216 on: Feb 2nd, 2004, 12:04pm »

Okay, so my week went from great, to slightly less than great.

That last post I made landed me into a steaming pile of doo-doo from a mammalian carnivore, possibly a hyena or a wolf. Read it again; informative it ain't, controversial it IS!

Basically interested parties read it as I fretted about whether to remove it. Before I could it was too late... aforementioned excreta hit a wind convection device, splattering it all over the place.

So to any interested parties out there, it was all a slight exaggeration and I apologise. The things I do certainly do not stretch the imagination, they are pretty straightforward.

But apart from all that, I've been playing a lot of Crash Bandicoot and rubbing myself against furniture.

And Stainiak quit the band.

Favourite album - Still Blind Melon
Quetsion of the Week - Do Amoeba do poos?

As you can see, I have mentioned faeces 4 times in this post under a different term. Fantastic.
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« Reply #217 on: Feb 2nd, 2004, 5:16pm »

Stain quit? What's the crack?

I've just been brushed off for the final time by the object of my affection. I feel absolutly fantastic. grin
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« Reply #218 on: Feb 2nd, 2004, 5:52pm »

man the abscence of stain is only something oxfez can explain. im tryin to out of it really.

dude i feel for you. i've been there enough times and it sucks. at the mo i get the feelin im bein fobbed off a bit by sum girl so that sucks.

but it's at this point where me and oxfez invite u to the pub and chat bull and get drunk, and then post it all in oxfez and macavity pub talk thread smiley

by the way. say hello to my beard. only 1 owner so far. was a bargin. apart from an unwarrented gingerness at the sides and a bit of white underneath the lip....all nicely hidden

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So bill....we attack tomorrow.
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« Reply #219 on: Feb 2nd, 2004, 6:04pm »

Seriously though, I feel great, it's a huge releif to finally have the air cleared. grin

Beard rocks, may I say, as does the MC posing!

As for hte pub, name the time and place and I'm there...as long as it's in Edinburgh or Glasgow. If you two wanna come up at some point do it, it'd be cool to see you both. grin
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« Reply #220 on: Feb 5th, 2004, 05:04am »

Um... I think he meant the thread in this forum sweetpea smiley So Matts, are you feeling better over the whole situation now? You finally have closure on things?

I like the beard... which is odd for me actually cos I don't normally really favour beards (apart from their obvious erm..... perks) but it suits you.

Sorry about Stainiak quitting the band and all guys.
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« Reply #221 on: Feb 7th, 2004, 5:45pm »

Sorry for my lack of attention to my fellow Shrinees. I've been with the lady and she doesn't have the Internet and posting on The Shrine doesn't have the same sex appeal.

I'll make more effort in future, I promise.

Well the week's been good, I've done nothing of any constructive merit, which is a result.
I'm now officially a student of Exeter uni, thus justifying my lifestyle.

It's 7 days till Valentine's Day... shit! I'm rubbish at that. What should I get her, apart from the morning after pill! Heh heh. Only joking, she can get it herself.

As for Stainiak, well, I wish he hadn't come to this inexplicable decision, but the wheels of Etain Nicks must roll on.
The door's always open if he can fit his large arse through.

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Most boring moment - Ikea this afternoon... fucking shit-hole
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« Reply #222 on: Feb 9th, 2004, 12:14pm »

Joe - candlelit bath - women love that kind of thing smiley Then just flowers or chocs, and you.... why if she wants more give her a big slap for being ungrateful smiley

What are you studying now then?
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« Reply #223 on: Feb 10th, 2004, 07:26am »

Tits. I've just spent ages writing something and its just erased it all. Thats put a dampner on what was an OK week. I haven't been kicked in the happy sack for more than a week now. I did get ditched by the young lady I was doing, shes left me for a dude who looks like a rapist, shes left me 5 days before valentines day. Still, these things are sent to test us. On the upside i recently discovered I am the legitamate heir to the throne of Arthur Pendragon and crown of England. So its not all bad. Not sure what I would get a lady for the big day. A shrunken head? They always look cool on the mantlepiece. Perhaps a turnip? Not too sure on that one.

The baths a bad idea, I once had a bath with a chick and one of the candles set her hair alight. No action for me that night, let me tell ya. And plus she looked a bit like bruce willis after that little incident. Not sure why.

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« Reply #224 on: Feb 10th, 2004, 07:42am »

bruce willis rocks

my week wasnt too bad. bit boring apart fromn goin to see school of rock. that rocked as did the company.

gimmea few weeks...wel a month and it's gonna b my 20th so it time for some rocking drunk tales
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So bill....we attack tomorrow.
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